It’s been over10 minutes that I have been waiting for her near plaza with a bunch of red roses, a “U R THE ONLY ONE FOR ME” card and few Bournville chocolates. It’s been the 10 minutes of sheer excitement and desperation with lot of things going across my mind (typical guy I am, u can easily guess what was going through).
Anyways, she finally arrived and did I mention how gorgeous she looked. She was wearing those ultra seductive red mini (probably micro) skirts with her hairs flowing in tandem with each of her steps. She reminded me of those classic khajuraho sculpture that, atleast in my mind, is profoundly engraved.
She came closer to me, said, Happy Valentine’s Day baby and brushed a kiss through my cheeks. Thereafter I took her to one of the coziest (and costliest) of the restaurants to have our candle light dinner.....
blah blah blah blah
Yeaahh u got it, its never been my story but yupps, that has been the story I have watching a lot around, sometimes it’s so frustrating to see this that I feel like joining Bajrang Dal or Shivsena and then do all those patak patak kar pitaai to all those new bees
Well my story is like yours. I am single and probably romantically challenged. My story has been of a guy who is standing in the platform of a big railway station where lot many trains arrive and go. Though I am quite choosy about the peculiar train I am looking for, I must say whenever I choose a train that train always gives me a waitlisted status which never gets confirm in due course of time. Sometimes there have been circumstances when I just felt that this time it may get confirm, but then suddenly in the last moment some guy with VIP quota grabs my seat. Worst is the Taltkal ticket holders, who come to the station the very last moment, make extra investments that you can’t afford and then swipe your seat just below your feet.
However, being single is not that bad. Whenever I see a new train coming, more elegant and blissful, I feel glad that I didn’t take the last train. I mean there is no point in catching the train that passes through few stations and then cease to move. Adding to that, it feels good that still, all the trains are equally available to me. Needless to mention, these days passengers and trains are changing each other so frequently that you just don’t know that when you are going to hit the jackpot.
But since this is valentine and my train is like super late (probably derailed), I have decided that I am gonna check out all the trains that are coming across. I will also fix my eyes on following facts
1. Which passenger got which train
2. Which train is carrying more than 1 passenger at one time with both the passengers unaware of each other
3. Which passengers have more than one confirmed seat and which seat they finally take?
PPS: This valentine I will like to convey the same message that I tried to convey last
Holi and Diwali...PLAY SAFE
46 comments:
Hehe... totally dude, trains never come on the platform we stand on, except the passengers :P
connect ho raha tha poora :P
Btw me too, made a couple of V'day posts. Would be interesting to have your view on it ;)
Lols @.."being single is not that bad".. and "all the trains are equally available to me"... :)
BTW nice about Bajrang Dal n Shiv Sena... i too believe people in these are those who never boarded such trains ever....
Best Wishes,
irfan
Romantically challenged! Nice one.
Don't join stupid groups when words cut deeper. Just use the knife and watch the birds scatter away from eyesight. :P
And true, play safe!
Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete
Dude i liked this one than ur last one... this one was really good... good imagination, funny and moreover its catchy man, no exaggerations and yeah sober to read...
keep up mate..
lol nice one mate
The analogy between trains and girls is hilarious. Keep 'em coming! :)
Better luck..i can only say dont be bogged by peer pressure.....Enjoy ur single status..u will crave for it latter.
LOL! It was Hilarious man.Wish you lots of luck with the tains & may you get best one.
I love the metaphor about the trains, I laughed so much!!! :)
almost all the people i met in blogosphere is single or married..
has love gone out of this space?!!
You have got a nice blog here buddy.
:)
Well written :)
Lols romantically challenged is now added to my dictionary :)
Bhai, sabr ka phal meetha hota hai!! Aapka bhi number aayega!!
Having spent my Valentine's day going on a virtual waffle-date with my best friend-staying-in-a-different-city and attending classes, I can absolutely empathize.
p.s: who knows we might be upgraded to first class in the next train we catch. ;P
he he! LOL! trains!...
well.. i wish to say- even though i am a 'hopeless' romantic- i'd still not join bajrangdal/shiv sena!
good one!
Haha :D
Hehehe...Romantically challenged you are...Keep a good eye on all the trains...and dont get on the train which might get derailed ;)
@aakash:haan connect hee karne ke koshish kar raha tha, thoda moda hua..nywaz thnks n yups, i did my part :)
@irfanuddin:ya man, dey wil nvr board n if dey ever try to board, kick dere ass
@Blas Aes: u write well dude,n u do play safe :P
@murthy: thnks roomate/housemate/troublmaker/peacemaker/probably the best among all: as per ur opinions only i posted this else i wud hv nt...thnks
@standmymind: thnks mate
@sandy: hope u keep them reading :)
@alka;trust me, its nt my story n hope none of u read this line
@Surabhi: thnks fr wishes n dey r wrkin
@TMCOH; hope u r nt lying..thnks nywaz
@jon; no baby, its jus like that dey all r lyng,include me in the list of liers
@muddassir: u guys r d secret ingredient of my blog, nice u visited
@lilangel:haha, add it baby, stolen wrds act bettr than own wrds..kidding :P all my pleasure
@mangoman:1st of all tera blog khatarnaak hai,2ndly bhai aata jaata rehta hai bt hopefully abki laga toh train derail nahi karegi
@amropali: u rock baby, thnks fr encouragin bt leave 1st class, even the space near bathrum in genereal compartmnt wil wrk fr me :P
@matangi matwaley: haha, yaa man me too, just i wrote
komal ali: plz dont commnt if u dont read
@beyond horizon:ya i wil take care of dat,ultralolz
ehehehhehehe...sale pelooo likhta hia be....isko to aisa bhi nahin keh sakta ki copy paste mara hai..Times of India ke liye likhna shuru ker de tu to...:P
@motey:bhai yeh ab tak ka sabse accha complimnt tha yaar,aur haan mera copy paste kabhi bhi nahin rehta, padhtey rahinyo yaar
So girls are like trains?!? I'm single too and I find nothing bad about it.Btw, nice post.
the best we "single and ready to mingle" types can do, sit and gawk on valentines day and then ryt a blog abt hw being single rocks!!!way to go!!!! :D
@nethra:its actually gud to be single, no heart turnmoils, thnks fr liking it''
@khadeeja:hehehe, bt every year jus write a blog over dat, sucks god damnit LOLZ
Hey, Hi
nice read...being single aint that bad buddy, it has its pros too...for example, checking out each train passing or arriving...hehe..
Liked your writing style..
Regards,
The Silhouette...
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I guess my train is also derailed. I need to fix it and get it back on track.
But, the reasons for trains being derailed are not the trains but the tracks. ;)
@the silhouette: thnks,almost left blogging these days though
@hamarivani:will see
@sayak: no dude, i thnk because of over speed, two trains on the same track, signal malfunction can be the other reasons also...hope ur derailed train comes back on train n do infrm me wen this happens, all the best dude
oops late to comment..but i loved each and every bit of it..enjoyed it..vineet..ur posts are simply awesome..to me the best one is still the booze party :D:D lol..its really not bad in being single..I agree all trains are equally available ryt :D:D..nyc one keep blogging:)
hehe... loved the way it started :D
and then the massive KLPD. :D
Blog more re :) (dont gimme that "Look, who is talking ? look :P ")
hehe... loved the way it started :D
and then the massive KLPD. :D
Blog more re :) (dont gimme that "Look, who is talking ? look :P ")
hehe... loved the way it started :D
and then the massive KLPD. :D
Blog more re :) (dont gimme that "Look, who is talking ? look :P ")
Funny again! Maybe you should write another one about 'what happened thereafter' :)
Dude. My train crashed.
No joke. XD
Good one. I liked the way you described it. Good luck next time :)
love the humor.. dude..keep writin..u tk my minds off a lot of things..;)
@shruthi:thnks dear, even my personal fav is dat 1 only,good to see u commented, i wil post my next blogpost soon.
@mani:hahaha, yeaah man i wil n trust me u too rock while blogging..nie u came by.thnks
@siddharth: man,dat content wud b 18+, actually thot of writin bt probably this space isnt viabl fr dat...lolz..thnks nywaz.
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@peachyyy: well, those r ought to b crashed, remembr dey r learning lessons, move on, life is beautiful n take things a bit lightly, we wont come out alove finally :P. atb
@@sh@S:thnks dear
@jay:dats d best commnt so far, 2 lines n it elated my wrld, thats y i write..thnks fr visitin
the initial part.. specially the Shivsena thing was funny :P
Humour s sooooo ur forte!*hats off*
what a comparison!
I just luvd the way u compared trains to girls...damn i agree. Keep up d gud wrk dude!
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