Monday, January 9, 2012

EXAMS: AN INSIGHT

Guys, I just had my end semester for the second tri-semester here at IMT Ghaziabad, a B-school in India. All I can say that whosoever has told you that life in a B-school in damn hectic has completely misguided you. Trust me; if you have pledged yourself not to learn anything, you are going to do fine.
MBA TIMELINE
(How the meaning of MBA changes with time)
2days before joining college
MBA: Main Banunga Ambani
1 month after you join
MBA: Masti with Babes and Alcohol
After 6 months i.e. present scenario (just after the end semesters)
MBA: Main Bekaar Aadmi
FYI: This post is about my experience of last end-semester examination here.
PPS: just click on the graphs/pic to enhance its clarity.

BEFORE EXAM
2 days before exam, when you ask in private Facebook page of your section about the portion of the exam, this is what you get



1 day before when someone asks a doubt



DURING EXAM



IF A HOT GIRL IS SITTING AROUND





IF SHE IS WEARING MINIs





WHILE ANSWERING MULTIPLE ANSWER QUESTIONS, SAY YOU HAVE TICKED OPTION “C” AND YOU GET A CHANCE TO PEEK A VIEW OF THE FRONT BENCHER




DURING A THEORY (SUBJECTIVE) PAPER, WHAT FACTORS YOU CONSIDER WHILE ANSWERING



AFTER EXAM
BEFORE EXAM WHAT YOU PLANNED TO DO AFTER EXAM



WHAT YOU REALLY DO



ABOUT YOUR QUITTING CIGARETTE RESOLUTION AFTER EXAMS



Those rare occasions, when you prepared hard for an exam AND just before the exam you are expecting that you gonna rock back this paper
This is actually what happens




In a nutshell, my story says that what you prepare for a paper is completely different from what you write in the paper and finally, what results come are even more variant. As far as I am concerned, exam does the same thing to me what Kalmadi, Raja and Kanimozhi has done to this country.
PS: yaa, you are right, I am on high