Monday, January 9, 2012

EXAMS: AN INSIGHT

Guys, I just had my end semester for the second tri-semester here at IMT Ghaziabad, a B-school in India. All I can say that whosoever has told you that life in a B-school in damn hectic has completely misguided you. Trust me; if you have pledged yourself not to learn anything, you are going to do fine.
MBA TIMELINE
(How the meaning of MBA changes with time)
2days before joining college
MBA: Main Banunga Ambani
1 month after you join
MBA: Masti with Babes and Alcohol
After 6 months i.e. present scenario (just after the end semesters)
MBA: Main Bekaar Aadmi
FYI: This post is about my experience of last end-semester examination here.
PPS: just click on the graphs/pic to enhance its clarity.

BEFORE EXAM
2 days before exam, when you ask in private Facebook page of your section about the portion of the exam, this is what you get



1 day before when someone asks a doubt



DURING EXAM



IF A HOT GIRL IS SITTING AROUND





IF SHE IS WEARING MINIs





WHILE ANSWERING MULTIPLE ANSWER QUESTIONS, SAY YOU HAVE TICKED OPTION “C” AND YOU GET A CHANCE TO PEEK A VIEW OF THE FRONT BENCHER




DURING A THEORY (SUBJECTIVE) PAPER, WHAT FACTORS YOU CONSIDER WHILE ANSWERING



AFTER EXAM
BEFORE EXAM WHAT YOU PLANNED TO DO AFTER EXAM



WHAT YOU REALLY DO



ABOUT YOUR QUITTING CIGARETTE RESOLUTION AFTER EXAMS



Those rare occasions, when you prepared hard for an exam AND just before the exam you are expecting that you gonna rock back this paper
This is actually what happens




In a nutshell, my story says that what you prepare for a paper is completely different from what you write in the paper and finally, what results come are even more variant. As far as I am concerned, exam does the same thing to me what Kalmadi, Raja and Kanimozhi has done to this country.
PS: yaa, you are right, I am on high

13 comments:

CD!!! said...

haha.....everything is so damn true!Only if the professor or parents find this out they would say "only if you had used such details while studying".Epic!

Tangerine said...

hahahhahahhahaha...
Oh man, this was hilarious as well as creative. And trust me, before every sem start I am like , " I need to get serious about my career, and I will top this semester," and by theend of the semester , I am like , "What the hell, lets just get over with it, "
great read. :)

Live2cherish said...

aha! now that's what i call late night research :)

jo said...

Well! Thats one creative way to tell a story. You'll do great in marketing I guess. Nice one :)

♫♪♥PhilO♥♪♫ said...

Haha! What all a hot girl can do :P This was a good read :)

Thank you for your comment :)

Menachery said...

LOl, Hilarious to say the least .. the efforts into this blog could have been directed towards your exams :P ... but nevertheless i love the changing meanings of MBA :D .... totally funny ...

Menachery said...

LOl, Hilarious to say the least .. the efforts into this blog could have been directed towards your exams :P ... but nevertheless i love the changing meanings of MBA :D .... totally funny ...

Manju Modiyani said...

Hahaha! Very true..There is a big fuss when u join an MBA college with lot of enthusiasm ..aspirations.. but it last for a few days..
After that we are back to what we actually are..

Happens to all...no matter how 'padakoo' they are..

anu said...

awesome !!! :D

Live2cherish said...

aree update karo!!!!

She scribbles said...

Ha ha....interesting.

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Shreya at Jumbodium said...

Hahahaha a perfect one. U have mentioned all the real facts actually. Superb loved reading it. Keep posting with lots more...